Day two continued. Sky and Yue Li take me out for lunch, downtown. Never again will I defend American food against (real) Chinese food. Mexican food is our only competitor.

And honestly, the Chinese have it all over us in the art of naming things. Check out the name of the restuarant. Dodo-pig Chuan-yue Delicious City Restuarant. The name of our soup was Mountain Spring Wild Shoot.

Skyler says: "The names of the food usually don't have anything to do with the food. It's all about how cool the name sounds. Same goes for most things, I guess."